#GAG CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR MEN CRACK#

That's four decades of laughter and counting. (Before e-Cards) we've been making cards right here in the U.S.

#GAG CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR MEN CRACK#

Whether you're shopping retail for that one perfectly hilarious card that'll make your ornery great uncle actually crack a smile, or to stock your store with wholesale cards suitable for any season, you are sure to find the greatest, most memorable greeting cards that'll live up to anyone's taste, or lack thereof. Welcome to NobleWorks Cards, the greeting card company that's all about being funny and as irreverent, crass and as inappropriate as we can be! Our goal is to resuscitate a card industry that for years has been putting us to sleep with their dull, sweet sentiments. Sweet and mild with a hint of bitterness.ĭrink cold as an indulgent iced-coffee in summer or pour over vanilla ice cream for an out-of-this-world affogato.Funny Cards Are Us! Funny Greeting Cards, Hilarious Birthday Cards Even Blank Humor Cards.Īll You Need to Express Your Inner Bitch, Bitches! Sinfully delicious, this amaretto flavour coffee has a subtle bitterness with notes of vanilla, almonds and sweet candied cherry. This dark rum-infused coffee perfectly captures the real essence of the Caribbean spirit with warm notes of toasted sugar, spiced caramel and a hint of smoked, dark chocolate. Not just sugar, spice, and everything nice. All of the rich, oaky character of a cask-aged whisky, perfectly balanced with mellow notes of vanilla and dark forest fruits. Smooth and smoky sophistication in a coffee cup. These unusual boozy infusions are made using hand-roasted Colombian Arabica beans and come in two equally indulgent flavours: Take two of life's greatest pleasures – casually sipping a tumbler's worth of delicious booze and enjoying a damn fine cup of Joe – then combine them into one glorious hot drink and you've got our Spirited Coffee. Now all you need is a pair of ginger balls to go with them for a culinary genital match made in Heaven. When you’re ready to repot your plants into something more fitting (coming soon: the Firebox terracotta vagina), the magical eco-friendly cube will slowly decompose and turn into valuable coconut fibre fertiliser for the plant, enriched with all sorts of stuff that makes chillies fully erect big and handsome. In a few weeks, you could be slicing your very own scarlet bellend into a sexy stir fry! Nice. Pop it in a bright, warm place and keep watering every so often to keep them moist - in 12-18 days, you’ll be seeing a red cock rising out of the soil. If you actually have one of those on your knob, please see a doctor, you may be at risk of being diagnosed as a plant.Īll you have do to bring your willy chillies to life is open the cube and pour a little water on the pre-planted seeds. Except for the little green bit on the stem, obvs. This is no bird-of-paradise-flower-situation, these spicy red numbers are unmistakably penile from head to shaft. Spicy bellend! No, it’s not an STD, it’s the organic produce from our super easy Grow A Dick Kit! This sassy little cube has a big surprise inside: spoiler alert, it’s everything you need to grow a girthy batch of capsicum annuum - AKA phallic chillies!

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